The Archive

2017

January 29, 2017 ~ 3.380: It Never Really Ends
January 27, 2017 ~ 3.379: Apocalyptic Scheherazade VR
January 26, 2017 ~ 3.378: This Train Will Be Departing In Approximately 15 Minutes
January 24, 2017 ~ 3.377: Sierra
January 23, 2017 ~ 3.376: Goodbye, Farewell, Get Lost
January 23, 2017 ~ 3.375.5: Need to Come Up for Air
January 23, 2017 ~ 3.375: The Time Has Come
January 20, 2017 ~ INTERMISSION
January 20, 2017 ~ 3.374: The End of Bitterness
January 18, 2017 ~ 3.373: Fighting Spirit
January 16, 2017 ~ 3.372: Darryl
January 14, 2017 ~ 3.371: The Battle for Dust
January 13, 2017 ~ 3.370: Ulterior Altruism
January 13, 2017 ~ 3.369: Ogreboard
January 12, 2017 ~ 3.368: No Quips
January 11, 2017 ~ 3.367: Loudmouth Strikes Again
January 10, 2017 ~ 3.366: Sponsorship Revoked
January 9, 2017 ~ 3.365: Snacks
January 6, 2017 ~ 3.364: Final Choice
January 5, 2017 ~ 3.363: Ghetto Superstore
January 2, 2017 ~ 3.362: Bold

2016

December 31, 2016 ~ 3.361: Essentials
December 20, 2016 ~ 3.360: Workaholic
December 16, 2016 ~ 3.359: Knowledgeable
December 13, 2016 ~ 3.358: Smooth Like Butterfingers
December 9, 2016 ~ 3.357: Realist
December 9, 2016 ~ 3.356: Great
December 2, 2016 ~ 3.355: The Jerk at Work

November 28, 2016 ~ 3.354.2: My Own Worst Enemy
November 21, 2016 ~ 3.354: Transformation
November 17, 2016 ~ 3.353: Look Within
November 11, 2016 ~ 3.352: Sleeping Beast
November 8, 2016 ~ 3.351: A Realization
November 4, 2016 ~ 3.350: Selene, Part IV
November 4, 2016 ~ 3.349: Selene, Part III

October 28, 2016 ~ 3.348: Selene, Part II
October 25, 2016 ~ 3.347: Selene, Part I
October 22, 2016 ~ 3.346: Strike Two
October 19, 2016 ~ 3.345: Run Home
October 14, 2016 ~ 3.344-2: Metaphors
October 14, 2016 ~ 3.344: The Plot
October 12, 2016 ~ 3.343: A Handful of Deplorables
October 6, 2016 ~ 3.342: A Most Important Question
October 1, 2016 ~ 3.341: Let’s. Play. Bolf.

September 29, 2016 ~ 3.340: Bad Company
September 27, 2016 ~ 3.339: Et Tu, Benji?
September 23, 2016 ~ 3.338: The Infiltrator
September 21, 2016 ~ 3.337: New Career Path
September 20, 2016 ~ 3.336: Universal Language
September 19, 2016 ~ 3.335: Where Do I Go From Here?

August 25, 2016 ~ 3.334: Punching Out
August 15, 2016 ~ 3.333: Soliloquy
August 7, 2016 ~ 3.332: Ultimatum

July 17, 2016 ~ 3.331: Stand Your Ground
July 17, 2016 ~ 3.330: Upgrades
July 14, 2016 ~ 3.329: Refreshing
July 9, 2016 ~ 3.328: Assumptions
July 7, 2016 ~ 3.327: I Can’t Believe There’s So Much Butter
July 4, 2016 ~ 3.326: The Sound of Awkward Silence

June 29, 2016 ~ 3.325: Ah Ah Ah Ah Stayin’ Employed
June 27, 2016 ~ 3.324: Mighty Meth N’ Ricin Rangers
June 25, 2016 ~ 3.323: Reallocating Resources
June 24, 2016 ~ 3.322: Everywhere
June 22, 2016 ~ 3.321: We Hate it When Our Frenemies Become Successful
June 21, 2016 ~ 3.320: Plans
June 20, 2016 ~ 3.319: Unwelcome, Unforgiven
June 18, 2016 ~ 3.318: Disruption
June 17, 2016 ~ 3.317: Sincerity
June 17, 2016 ~ 3.316: Team Oblivious
June 17, 2016 ~ 3.315: It’s Not You It’s Them
June 15, 2016 ~ 3.314: What Are You Looking For?
June 14, 2016 ~ 3.313: Sweet Ideas
June 13, 2016 ~ 3.312: The Thirst is Real
June 10, 2016 ~ 3.311: Ambiguous Accessories
June 9, 2016 ~ 3.310: Hospital Miles
June 8, 2016 ~ 3.309: The Doctor Stopper Diet
June 6, 2016 ~ 3.308: So Meta
June 6, 2016 ~ 3.307: Me, Myself, and I Forever
June 4, 2016 ~ 3.306: Not
June 2, 2016 ~ 3.305: These Wounds That Will Not Heal
June 1, 2016 ~ 3.304: suave af

May 31, 2016 ~ 3.303: It’s Never Ogre
May 30, 2016 ~ 3.302: Going…Going…WRONG
May 29, 2016 ~ 3.301: Old Habits Die Hard
May 20, 2016 ~ Streetlights
May 19, 2016 ~ 3.300: Apocalyptic Scheherazade IV
May 18, 2016 ~ 3.299: Before the Forever Quest

March 5, 2016 ~ 3.298: Emotionally Bankrupt

February 20, 2016 ~ 3.297: A Simple Request
February 17, 2016 ~ 3.296: Wordy
February 5, 2016 ~ 3.295: Misusing Municipal Resources

January 17, 2016 ~ 3.294: Acceptance is the Only Step

2015

December 30, 2015 ~ 3.293: Wavering
December 30, 2015 ~ 3.292: No Sanctuary II
December 30, 2015 ~ 3.291: No Sanctuary
December 28, 2015 ~ 3.290: A Moment of Reflection
December 24, 2015 ~ Christmas
December 23, 2015 ~ 3.289: The Big One
December 3, 2015 ~ 3.288: The Thrilling Conclusion to the Cheese Trilogy

November 3, 2015 ~ 3.287: Hypocritical
November 3, 2015 ~ 3.286: It’s An Old Recipe

October 31, 2015 ~ 3.285: Liberation
October 31, 2015 ~ 3.284: Fair Game
October 27, 2015 ~ 3.283: Supervision
October 22, 2015 ~ 3.282: Scent of Suspense
October 14, 2015 ~ 3.281: The Incredible Entitlement of Being

September 24, 2015 ~ 3.280: Faith in the Clientele
September 16, 2015 ~ 3.279: Such Altruism
September 12, 2015 ~ 3.278: Guilty Work

August 24, 2015 ~ 3.277: Amateur Parenting
August 20, 2015 ~ 3.276: I Methed Up
August 10, 2015 ~ 3.275: Poor Choice Regarding Poor Choicse

July 30, 2015 ~ 3.274: Baby Steps
July 23, 2015 ~ 3.273: Crowdfeeding
July 23, 2015 ~ 3.272: Schadenfreudian Slips
July 20, 2015 ~ 3.271: Furious Metronome
July 13, 2015 ~ 3.270: Say Yes to Saying No
July 10, 2015 ~ 3.269: Door of Success is Very Small
July 4, 2015 ~ 3.268: Sanctions

June 28, 2015 ~ 3.267: Immoral Support
June 28, 2015 ~ 3.266: Waiting For Someday
June 24, 2015 ~ 3.265: I Don’t Even Know If I Believe
June 22, 2015 ~ 3.264: Work Chit-Chat
June 19, 2015 ~ 3.263: Inside Joke, Inside Job
June 16, 2015 ~ 3.262: Royal Youth
June 12, 2015 ~ 3.261: Valuable Skill Set
June 11, 2015 ~ 3.260: Wildly Ambitious
June 8, 2015 ~ 3.259: Avoiding The Bends
June 5, 2015 ~ 3.258: Inside Dust
June 1, 2015 ~ 3.257: Re-Education

May 30, 2015 ~ 3.256: No Silliness Allowed!
May 29, 2015 ~ 3.255: Bored on the 4th of July
May 24, 2015 ~ 3.254: I Need Bigger Pockets
May 20, 2015 ~ International Day of The Dust
May 19, 2015 ~ 3.253: Action Pact!
May 13, 2015 ~ 3.252: Nice Guys Run Out of Gas Halfway
May 10, 2015 ~ 3.251: Warmer
May 9, 2015 ~ Guest Comic: Tripp Gustin from True Colors
May 3, 2015 ~ 3.250: The Return

April 30, 2015 ~ 3.249: It Was Her
April 29, 2015 ~ 3.248: An Honest Mistake
April 28, 2015 ~ 3.247: Apology Somewhat Accepted
April 27, 2015 ~ 3.246: The Purge, Part III
April 23, 2015 ~ 3.245: The Purge, Part II
April 22, 2015 ~ 3.244: The Purge, Part I
April 21, 2015 ~ 3.243: Don’t Take It For Granted
April 19, 2015 ~ 3.242: Problematic
April 17, 2015 ~ 3.241: Motivation Clarified
April 15, 2015 ~ 3.240: Corporate Apparition
April 12, 2015 ~ 3.239: Snark Overload
April 10, 2015 ~ 3.238: The De-Chippering
April 9, 2015 ~ 3.237: Ceremonial Cynic
April 7, 2015 ~ 3.236: Dark Revelation
April 6, 2015 ~ 3.235: Free Fallin’
April 3, 2015 ~ 3.234: Back-Off Line
April 2, 2015 ~ 3.233: Half-Life
April 1, 2015 ~ Guest Comic: Lisa Nguyen from In Love & Justice

March 31, 2015 ~ 3.232: Kindred Spirit
March 29, 2015 ~ 3.231: Tape Mistake III: The Final Tapening
March 26, 2015 ~ 3.230: New Noise
March 25, 2015 ~ 3.229: Old News
March 22, 2015 ~ 3.228: A Most Vivid Imagination
March 21, 2015 ~ 3.227: Tape Mistake II
March 21, 2015 ~ 3.226: Tape Mistake
March 19, 2015 ~ 3.225: Absolutely Ecstatic
March 11, 2015 ~ 3.224: Chipper
March 9, 2015 ~ 3.223: I Wanna Get Better
March 6, 2015 ~ 3.222: Schrödinger’s Dress
March 4, 2015 ~ 3.221: Infodump!
March 2, 2015 ~ 3.220: Introduction to Exposition

February 26, 2015 ~ 3.219: All Sparks Will Burn Out
February 24, 2015 ~ 3.218: Go Your Own Way
February 23, 2015 ~ 3.217: The Patriarchal Door
February 20, 2015 ~ 3.216: Can’t Argue With Old Adage
February 18, 2015 ~ 3.215: Shaming is Un-A-Peel-ing
February 16, 2015 ~ 3.214: Except Pity Parties
February 14, 2015 ~ 3.213: Build-It-Barren
February 12, 2015 ~ 3.212: Faded Entities
February 11, 2015 ~ 3.211: Car Refresher
February 8, 2015 ~ 3.210: Do You Think You’re Better Off Alone?
February 6, 2015 ~ 3.209: The New Normal
February 6, 2015 ~ 3.208: Medical Jargon
February 5, 2015 ~ 3.207: Organ Meeting
February 1, 2015 ~ 3.206: Is It Supposed to Tingle?

January 28, 2015 ~ 3.205: Begin Again
January 26, 2015 ~ 3.204: Resistance is Like, Whatever
January 23, 2015 ~ 3.203: Breakdown, Part II
January 22, 2015 ~ 3.202: Breakdown, Part I
January 21, 2015 ~ 3.201: Blood Runs Cold // Blood Boils
January 18, 2015 ~ 3.200: Apocalyptic Scheherazade III
January 16, 2015 ~ 3.199: Temptation and Revelation
January 14, 2015 ~ 3.198: Accreditation
January 12, 2015 ~ 3.197: Love Stinks
January 10, 2015 ~ 3.196: Terrible With Names
January 8, 2015 ~ 3.195: Revised Information
January 7, 2015 ~ 3.194: Discount Nuptials
January 5, 2015 ~ 3.193: Toast or Roast?

2014

December 30, 2014 ~ 3.192-2: Seasons Change 2
December 29, 2014 ~ 3.192: Seasons Change
December 24, 2014 ~ 3.191: A Very Particular Set of Requirements
December 22, 2014 ~ 3.190: Dawn of: The Wedding Day
December 19, 2014 ~ 3.189: Temporal Displacement
December 15, 2014 ~ 3.188: Life is Peachy
December 14, 2014 ~ 3.187: Territorial Dispute
December 7, 2014 ~ 3.186: The Modern Ineffectual
December 6, 2014 ~ 3.185: Don’t Get Salty With Me
December 1, 2014 ~ 3.184: Subtle Security

November 29, 2014 ~ 3.183: Takin’ Chances
November 29, 2014 ~ 3.182: The Bearer
November 24, 2014 ~ 3.181: Subconscious Knowledge
November 21, 2014 ~ 3.180: Happenings
November 20, 2014 ~ 3.179: Let’s Mull It Ogre
November 13, 2014 ~ 3.178: It’s a Punderful Life
November 11, 2014 ~ 3.177: HappySad Hour
November 7, 2014 ~ 3.176: The First Rule of Jerk Club

October 8, 2014 ~ 3.175: Honesty is a Malleable Policy
October 6, 2014 ~ 3.174: A Source of Shame & Embarrassment
October 3, 2014 ~ 3.173: III.CLXXIII
October 1, 2014 ~ 3.172: Inked Acceptance

September 26, 2014 ~ 3.171: Status Quo
September 24, 2014 ~ 3.170: Sweet Diet
September 21, 2014 ~ 3.169: Maybe in Aisle 8?
September 19, 2014 ~ 3.168: Dignified Reunion
September 19, 2014 ~ 3.167: Fair Trade
September 17, 2014 ~ 3.166: Increase In Regulations
September 15, 2014 ~ 3.165: No Good Deed
September 11, 2014 ~ 3.164: Please Take Detour
September 10, 2014 ~ 3.163: Green Grass vs. Cold Hard Ground
September 9, 2014 ~ 3.162: Phrasing
September 5, 2014 ~ 3.161: No Money? Down!
September 3, 2014 ~ 3.160: Review Did Not Mention Snide Service
September 2, 2014 ~ 3.159: I Want To Taste Success…Or Pepsi
September 1, 2014 ~ 3.158: An Impetus For Change

August 29, 2014 ~ 3.157: Gimme Something Good
August 27, 2014 ~ 3.156: The Sticky Tape Saga, Part VII
August 25, 2014 ~ 3.155: The Sticky Tape Saga, Part VI
August 22, 2014 ~ 3.154: The Sticky Tape Saga, Part V
August 20, 2014 ~ 3.153: The Sticky Tape Saga, Part IV
August 18, 2014 ~ 3.152: The Sticky Tape Saga, Part III
August 15, 2014 ~ 3.151: The Sticky Tape Saga, Part II
August 13, 2014 ~ 3.150: The Sticky Tape Saga, Part I
August 11, 2014 ~ 3.149: Stale Breeze
August 8, 2014 ~ 3.148: Deep Escape
August 6, 2014 ~ 3.147: Tragically Un-Hip
August 5, 2014 ~ 3.146: Playing by Tumblr Rules
August 4, 2014 ~ 3.145: A Glorified Tree House for Little Boys
August 1, 2014 ~ 3.144: Whip My Hair- Willow Smith

July 30, 2014 ~ 3.143:…And Neither Do Internships
July 27, 2014 ~ 3.142: Crime Doesn’t Pay…
July 25, 2014 ~ 3.141: Seen Better Days
July 25, 2014 ~ 3.140: Leaning Tower of Pizzas
July 23, 2014 ~ 3.139: Soundtrack to Misery
July 23, 2014 ~ 3.138: Everyone is Moving On
July 21, 2014 ~ 3.137: I Want a Refund
July 18, 2014 ~ 3.136: Mood Soured
July 16, 2014 ~ 3.135: Stamping Out Negativity
July 14, 2014 ~ 3.134: The Rarest of Gifts is a Gift
July 11, 2014 ~ 3.133: Throwing Stones
July 9, 2014 ~ 3.132: Bro Blocked
July 6, 2014 ~ 3.131: Deliciously Distracted

June 30, 2014 ~ 3.130: Post-Embrace Emotion
June 21, 2014 ~ 3.129: Terrifying Prospect
June 18, 2014 ~ 3.128: Pass the Spud
June 17, 2014 ~ 3.127: She’ll Unease You
June 15, 2014 ~ 3.126: Take Back Your Blood
June 13, 2014 ~ 3.125: Break
June 11, 2014 ~ 3.124: And I Will Try To Fix You
June 9, 2014 ~ 3.123: Downcast Forecast
June 6, 2014 ~ 3.122: Pity Party on the Pier
June 4, 2014 ~ 3.121: Social Media Superstar
June 1, 2014 ~ 3.120: Goodbye Precautions

May 30, 2014 ~ 3.119: Small Talk. Small, Insignificant Talk.
May 28, 2014 ~ 3.118: It’s Never In Stock
May 26, 2014 ~ 3.117: Mr. Brightside, At Your Service.
May 21, 2014 ~ 3.116: Exclusive Friend Zone Plan
May 17, 2014 ~ 3.115: Tastes Like Bitterness
May 16, 2014 ~ 3.114: Get to the Important Stuff
May 15, 2014 ~ 3.113: Forever Young
May 14, 2014 ~ 3.112: Lobotomy is Trendy
May 13, 2014 ~ 3.111: Tell Me More, I Dare Ya
May 12, 2014 ~ 3.110: MRA BF
May 9, 2014 ~ 3.109: Greek Ailments
May 8, 2014 ~ 3.108: All-Access Pass
May 7, 2014 ~ 3.107: Dr. Now
May 6, 2014 ~ 3.106: So That’s Why I’ve Been Eating So Much Garlic
May 5, 2014 ~ 3.105: Limited Time Offer
May 2, 2014 ~ 3.104: Potential Future Generosity
May 1, 2014 ~ 3.103: PG-13 Daydream

April 29, 2014 ~ 3.102: And Days Go By
April 29, 2014 ~ 3.101: Things that Fly: Planes and Time
April 28, 2014 ~ 3.100: Apocalyptic Scheherazade II
April 25, 2014 ~ 3.99: Turf War
April 24, 2014 ~ 3.98: Benji Van Der Waal Exit Panel Right
April 23, 2014 ~ 3.97: Unexpected Outcome
April 22, 2014 ~ 3.96: Beauty and the Beast and the Backpay
April 21, 2014 ~ 3.95: Beauty and the Beast and the Burner
April 18, 2014 ~ 3.94: All Comes Out In The Washing Machine
April 17, 2014 ~ 3.93: Heartbleed Overshare
April 16, 2014 ~ 3.92: Viral Proposition
April 15, 2014 ~ 3.91: Wiki Weekend
April 14, 2014 ~ 3.90: AquaBed
April 11, 2014 ~ 3.89: Varying Notions of Fun
April 10, 2014 ~ 3.88: Discount Therapy
April 9, 2014 ~ 3.87: Say NEthing
April 8, 2014 ~ 3.86: Can You Check The Back?
April 7, 2014 ~ 3.85: For Curmudgeonly Palates
April 4, 2014 ~ 3.84: Some Got Dang Accountability
April 3, 2014 ~ 3.83: Wisecracks
April 2, 2014 ~ 3.82: Learning New Skills
April 1, 2014 ~ 3.81: Into Elysium

March 31, 2014 ~ 3.80: Been Grooming Bleached Orangutans
March 28, 2014 ~ 3.79: Night Errors
March 27, 2014 ~ 3.78: Double Check
March 26, 2014 ~ 3.77: Wereweather
March 25, 2014 ~ 3.76: Not Siamese
March 24, 2014 ~ 3.75: No Bull
March 21, 2014 ~ 3.74: In Which He Learns a Lesson
March 20, 2014 ~ 3.73: Give Him a Shot
March 19, 2014 ~ 3.72: Not Very Effective
March 18, 2014 ~ 3.71: Pay Your Dues, Pay Your Bills
March 17, 2014 ~ 3.70: The Prodigal Grocery Clerk
March 13, 2014 ~ 3.69: If It Makes You Happy
March 12, 2014 ~ 3.68: Dreams Don’t Follow Back
March 11, 2014 ~ 3.67: A Real Sit Down Guy
March 9, 2014 ~ 3.66: Reverse Meritocracy
March 6, 2014 ~ 3.65: Future’s So Dim, I Gotta Wear One of Those Flashlight Hats
March 5, 2014 ~ 3.64: Caught Them Planking
March 4, 2014 ~ 3.63: Nonniversary
March 3, 2014 ~ 3.62: Post-Dated Apology

February 27, 2014 ~ 3.61: Capital Free Market Inquisition
February 26, 2014 ~ 3.60: Financial Risks
February 25, 2014 ~ 3.59: Great Place to Meet People
February 21, 2014 ~ 3.58: Date Inspector
February 20, 2014 ~ 3.57: First Impressions
February 19, 2014 ~ 3.56: It’s A Title Screen Glitch
February 18, 2014 ~ 3.55: Future Priority Initiatives
February 15, 2014 ~ 3.54: Reprieve
February 14, 2014 ~ 3.53: Better Out Than In
February 13, 2014 ~ 3.52: Enjoy the Show
February 12, 2014 ~ 3.51: Beta Victory
February 11, 2014 ~ 3.50: All Downhill From Here
February 10, 2014 ~ 3.49: We Demand Evidence
February 7, 2014 ~ 3.48: Standards
February 6, 2014 ~ 3.47: Expecting the Unexpected
February 5, 2014 ~ 3.46: Retail Therapy
February 4, 2014 ~ 3.45: Outer Shell
February 3, 2014 ~ 3.44: Time Permitting

January 31, 2014 ~ 3.43: Change of Heart
January 30, 2014 ~ 3.42: Then The Awesome Fades Away
January 29, 2014 ~ 3.41: And Everything is Awesome
January 28, 2014 ~ 3.40: Soft Escape
January 27, 2014 ~ 3.39: Options
January 24, 2014 ~ 3.38: Reality Check
January 23, 2014 ~ 3.37: Unreality TV
January 22, 2014 ~ 3.36: Community Notice
January 21, 2014 ~ 3.35: High Priority
January 20, 2014 ~ 3.34: Porcelain Queen
January 17, 2014 ~ 3.33: A Conversation, Part III
January 16, 2014 ~ 3.32: A Conversation, Part II
January 15, 2014 ~ 3.31: A Conversation, Part I
January 14, 2014 ~ 3.30: Digital Wasteland
January 13, 2014 ~ 3.29: Date Chaperone
January 9, 2014 ~ 3.28: Perplexment

2013

December 23, 2013 ~ 3.27: Annual Ritual
December 20, 2013 ~ 3.26: Forever Baloney
December 19, 2013 ~ 3.25: Brentbot
December 18, 2013 ~ 3.24: Dirty Roots
December 16, 2013 ~ 3.23: Digitally Manipulated
December 13, 2013 ~ 3.22: Do Ya Feel Unlucky, Punk?
December 11, 2013 ~ 3.21: Very Professional
December 10, 2013 ~ 3.20: Wormlette
December 9, 2013 ~ 3.19: I’d Rather Be Quikzonked
December 5, 2013 ~ 3.18: Dreamception
December 4, 2013 ~ 3.17: Might As Well Face It You’re Allergic To Love
December 3, 2013 ~ 3.16: Chronic Condition
December 2, 2013 ~ 3.15: Must Be The Anti-Fish Spray

November 27, 2013 ~ 3.14: Backdown Lines
November 26, 2013 ~ 3.13: Sassback Records
November 25, 2013 ~ 3.12: Wowzers
November 21, 2013 ~ 3.11: Joe Jackson’s Nightmare
November 20, 2013 ~ 3.10: Mind the Age Gap
November 19, 2013 ~ 3.9: Manic Pixie Dream Nurse
November 18, 2013 ~ 3.8: Endless Parse
November 15, 2013 ~ 3.7: Strict Requirements
November 15, 2013 ~ 3.6: Bad Season
November 13, 2013 ~ 3.5: Bitsucks
November 12, 2013 ~ 3.4: The Situation
November 3, 2013 ~ 3.3: All Souls Date

June 14, 2013 ~ 3.2: Go With the Flow Chart
June 8, 2013 ~ 3.1: Apocalyptic Scheherazade