But honestly, I got a record-breaking 3 texts from 3 different people yesterday for my birthday! And none were stock robot messages from giant corporations! Pretty cool. I could get used to that kind of attention.

The above comic didn’t actually happen face-to-face, but when a representative from my provider called and tried to sell me a higher priced package I was just like “Hey. I get like 2 texts a month. I don’t need to pay more for that.” And they took a look at my message history and sheepishly relented. It was kinda funny.