Who Am I?
I was once a beloved television personality. These days I write large paragraphs about how songs should be three-and-a-half minutes long.
If you’d like to berate me for my often inflammatory opinions on the state of modern music, please contact me at email@example.com. If you’d like to commend me on my bold statements about the state of modern music, you may reach me at the same address.
If you are looking for the comic that was once here, it can be found in its entirety here. Unless the host site has been discontinued, in which case the comic has been stricken from existence.