Plated

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Plated is a real neat food delivery service that brings gourmet ingredients right to your door so you can make like totally fancy food on your own! Close your eyes and imagine a box full of tiny chefs (probably either gnome or dwarf chefs) coming out and making a delicious feast for you and your friends. Now open your eyes and realize that there never were any tiny chefs, it was you all along. Plated makes it that easy. You have everything you need right there and instructions on how to make it as well. These are chef inspired recipes that sound like swanky millionaire food too. “Coffee Rubbed Steak with Roasted Pepper Panzanella”. “Fontina Polenta with Roasted Spring Vegetables”. Your friends will literally think you are an undercover chef and they will probably hold you to the ground and demand to know your secrets. That is, if your friends are anything like my friends.

Personally, my favorite aspect is that Plated use fresh, healthy, and locally produced ingredients only. Not only is it good for you but it’s good for the environment as well. And the box is biodegradable too. So you are helping the world with each bite of Plated food. Pat yourself on the back! But wait until after you are finished eating.

So like why are you even still reading this you should be ordering something from Plated right now. COME ON GO.

ok bye.

Peanuts 2000

You might have recently caught the trailer for the upcoming Peanuts movie. If not, here ya go.

A+ on the animation job, fellers. Really neat. The content itself is a little corny (the manic sidekick taking the attention away from the protagonist? Is this 1995?). That begs the question though- how are they going to make this decades-old comic relevant for millennials? Particularly since parodists such as the Simpsons, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, and like a hundred people on the internet have already mined the material and spoofed most of the aspects? Continue reading “Peanuts 2000”

hey wat up bro lol

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yeeeeah bro so pumped for the weekend goin up to the cottage with the buds gonna get maaad greasy bro. even greasier than last weekend bro even tho i can’t even member last weekend LMAO. gonna merc that 90 bro got like six 2-4’s ready n then a keg for some sick tricks later bro. gonna blast some macklemore and avicii, there songs are so tight bro. sound so good on the speakers in my whip, bb’s gotta nice engine. she’s a beautyyy. dunno who i love more my whip or my girl LMAO. jk 😉 Continue reading “hey wat up bro lol”

Please Welcome the 2014 Millennial Couple

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Modern urban life, am I right guys? So complex and difficult for us 20-somethings! Modern careers, modern romance, modern entertainment, it’s all so different and unique like us. I can’t even decide which show I’m going to binge watch tonight- Girls or New Girl. Both of those shows just GET how I live. I guess it depends on how quirky and/or whimsical I feel. Maybe I’ll ask on Facebook or Twitter. Oh man Brendan just posted an animated .gif of a cat with text over it saying “I can’t even”. Continue reading “Please Welcome the 2014 Millennial Couple”