Premise: A police officer pulls over a car of millennials who don’t understand the concept of driving normally.
[Officer walks up to car window]
Officer: Do you know how fast you were going?
Brad: Yeah, like a million miles an hour!
Officer:that’s illegal.
Brad: No but my buddy told me to do it! Dude, tell him. You told me to do it.
Dylan: Ya man I told him to, we’re wheeling these chicks in the back here.
Abby: omg you’re wheeling us!
Amanda: wow haha i like totally knew that.
Abby: that’s so hot.
Officer: did you know speeding causes the majority of accidents on the road?
Brad: Ya like flipping over through the air man that would be insane.
Officer: It would be insane when you would be a burning wreck.
Dylan: That would be siiiick.
Abby: OMG like so hot.
Amanda: Literally.
Brad: Officer have you seen Fast and Furious? Flipping cars are so clutch.
Abby: OMG Vin Diesel is so hot.
Amanda: I bet he’s so jacked cuz he drives so fast.
Officer: Please step out of the car and say the alphabet.
Brad: OK well like, there’s A. Obviously. Then B. Then there’s basically C and E, and F.
Officer: What about D?
Brad: The D?
Officer: You forgot the D.
Brad: You want the D? This officer wants the D! YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Officer: I’m taking you back to the station.
Brad: Yo I’m in the middle of a date guy. Can my bitties come too?
Abby: Yeah officer can we come?
Officer: I suppose you could be accessories to the crime…
Amanda: OMG this is gonna be so chill
Dylan: Yo call up the rest of the squad, party at the po po station!
