Premise: Two golfers playing a game out on the green.
Peterson launches a ball far off into the distance.
Peterson: [looking at the horizon] …aaaaaaand that’s another goal!
Metzger: I don’t get it Peterson. You get hit by a bus, and the next day you’re back out on the course. What’s your secret?
Peterson: Wanna know my secret? It’s Nopaine.
[holds up bottle of pills]
Metzger: Nopaine?
Peterson: My doctor prescribed it. I just have to take four of these every fifteen minutes and I’m good to go!
Metzger: Wow! But will it cure my crippling emotional pain?
Peterson: Hahahahahahahahahaha! Nope.
[Peterson and Metzger stand uncomfortably]
Voiceover: NoPaine. Stay medicated.
