This is Ten Quick Q’s with Chet Everton Jr., where every week we ask everyone’s favourite slacker millionaire doofus a series of questions and see what his valuable insights are.
Q: Can you name 5 operas, and their composers?
A: ok ok…the one with the lady in the viking hat who screams, the one with all the people dressed up as cats, the one with the phantom in the opera, and disney on ice. BAM. Nailed it.
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Q: Were you born on a Zodiac cusp? In other words, do you have two alternating Zodiac signs?
A: I was born right before Taurus switches to Gemini so I guess I’m half bull half twins. Double minotaurs!!
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Q: Did you ever study Latin, Ancient Greek, or any other dead language, for at least a year?
A: I tried Zombie for a few months but it was boring, just unnngh and euuuughhh all the time.
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Q: When you don’t know a word, do you look up its definition?
A: I usually just pretend to know it and use it in conversation anyway to sound abdominal.
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Q: Do you know CPR?
A: Uh, yeah, it’s basically just making out with an unconscious person.
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Q: Have you ever talked your way out of a traffic ticket?
A: No…I talked my way into one though.
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Q: Do you snort when you laugh?
A: Do I look like a pig? Or a nerd? Or some kind of mutant pig-nerd? I sure hope not.
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Q: Do you crack your knuckles?
A: Only when I’m about to bring da pain. Or before piano practice.
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Q: Do you talk in your sleep?
A: No…but I spit hot bars and lay down rhymes. I call them my nap raps.
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Q: Can you recite any written literary work from memory, including a favourite poem?
A: Oh shoot uh yeah what’s that one…”You have been issued a parking ticket by the city. Please pay the fine within two weeks. Contact parking enforcement for more details”.
