2017 Millennial Monologue

Just woke up, had a real long day yesterday. I wish there was some kind of app to wake me up earlier, like come on programmers why are you not working on something like that. Ugh, I sorry, I get so cranky when I’m exhausted. I binge watched like three shows on Netflix. It really builds up the appetite, gonna have to go eat my avocado toast and my avocado cereal and drink my avocado coffee. All gluten free of course. I’m so proud of myself for being gluten free, I make sure to mention it in all my social media bios. I’m also so proud of my lactose intolerance. I can’t believe I’m so #blessed to have both.

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Weekly Fiver #33

Welcome to the Weekly Fiver, where I’ll pick five recently released songs of varying degrees of quality and thoroughly break them down for you. No two songs will be on the same tier, and they’ll be listed from best to worst. The top song will be an excellent must-hear tune, while the bottom song will be one you ought to stay away from or else you will make your ears sad. It’s all very scientific.

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