The sticky tape saga ends.
From my research, there are actually companies out there who feel that everything that’s transpired in these past few strips is for the benefit of the intern. As in, those occurrences WERE the good parts that need to be earned. You must pay your dues BEFORE you get to learn menial, bottom rung tasks, before the corporates deign to look at you. And paying your dues often means borderline slave labour which is both unabashedly illegal and incredibly irrelevant.