3.142: Crime Doesn’t Pay…


Full disclosure: I’ve fortunately never been held at gunpoint. I have however, been mugged for a box of donuts. It was Monday April 21st, 2008 and I was walking down the gritty streets of Toronto with a nearly full box of donuts in my hand. I had bought them to share with my classmates before an exam but I didn’t have any friends in that class so everyone was like “uhhhh no thanks we don’t want any of your weirdo donuts.” The three gangsters that stepped out from an alley did however want my weirdo donuts, and demanded that they have the box. I was a little startled but I handed it off to them and went on my way.

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