3.117: Mr. Brightside, At Your Service.

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Alright dawgs, I’ve officially moved to a Monday-Wednesday-Friday update schedule, cuz daily updates were getting mad cray.

By the way, I’m not actually that pessimistic, if you want to berate me. I’m just not a fan of the easy-fix mantras sold by Oprah’s gang of feel-good goons.

There was this one night a long time ago when I watched X-Men: First Class, Thor, and The Secret. Guess which of these movies was the least realistic.

ok bye.