Who The Eff I Is
Hey there…internet…people…whatever, listen, this isn’t about you for once, so let’s skip the formalities.
My name’s Dusty. Also known as D-Man, D-Dawg, or D-Money. It really depends on the level of “swagger” I’m bringing at the moment.
Are you impressed with me yet? No? Here are some things about me that might change that:
– I know the capitals of all the countries…the important ones.
– I have extra teeth in the back of my mouth that no one else has.
– I am good at keeping children under control (being a leader, yelling at them, etc)
– I’m a petulant egomaniac, chatterbox, and occasionally pretentious to an insufferable degree.
As for my negative qualities, I don’t really have any negative qualities.
Do I sound like your dream friend/employee/date/all of the above? Contact me at:
Here are other things I do:
I’m a TV reporter- basically the paragon of journalistic integrity. Watch me be sophisticated and eat pizza below.
Here are other Internet locales I frequent:
Remember, always follow your heart. Unless your heart tells you to close the tab and never return to this site. Then listen to a different, smarter organ. Like the pancreas. Everyone underestimates the little guy.