This is Ten Quick Q’s with Chet Everton Jr., where every week we ask everyone’s favourite slacker millionaire doofus a series of questions and see what his valuable insights are.
Q: Do you say ‘Thank you’ to wait staff when served in a restaurant?
A: Of course, you gotta be nice to the common people.
Q: Have you used psychedelic drugs (LSD, mescaline, peyote, etc.) or would you like to?
A: One time I took 2 Extra Strength Tylenol Cold + Sinus and I was tripping out man.
Q: Imagine you’re having the perfect conversation with your ideal partner. What are you doing?
A: Probably just saying really smart stuff like I always do.
Q: How often should your significant other buy you gifts, jewelry, or other things more expensive than, say, dinner, cards, or flowers?
A: Why would I want flowers? Men don’t get flowers. Unless they’re manly flowers like some sort of cactus or one that smells like steak.
Q: Is your ideal match well-off financially (or at the very least someone who has high income potential)?
A: Uh I’m already a baller, so you don’t need money to be with me. What’s important is if you are rich in your heart. If your heart is a millionaire.
Q: If you could have brilliant skill at something, would you prefer something practical or fun?
A: I already have like a million skills, and they are all practical and fun. And everything about me is just the best. the end.
Q: Would you be okay with your significant other spending a lot of time with one of his/her exes (as a friend)?
A: No…I would have to take so much time off work to spy on them.
Q: How often do you meditate?
A: You mean the thing where you go UMMMMMMMMMMMMM and float around? Never done it.
Q: Do you think there should be fewer big chain stores to give small businesses a chance?
A: No way man I need choices when I go out to buy my big chains yo.
Q: Overall, has capitalism made the world a better place?
A: Yeah it’s important to capitalize…. proper grammar.